
Your host tonight
Meet Darn — Patch, to his friends
The patchwork doll. The house favourite. Our guy.
Darn was stitched together from a little bit of everything — calico, corduroy, ticking stripe, two buttons that don’t match and don’t care. He was the first one through the door here, and tonight he’s on door duty: nobody leaves empty-handed. Every visitor gets a costume, and Darn has personally approved each one — the witches, the ghosts, the mummy he’s still a little nervous about.
- House favourite
- Patchwork & proud
- On door duty tonight




















